Thursday 23 April 2009

Born to Win

It’s 1987, and in Basel, Switzerland Mr & Mrs Federer’s youngest child is about to pick up a tennis racquet for the first time at the age of 7.

But as this document ( found hidden deep in the 1987 archives of the Spanish secret police ) shows, in the Balearic Islands, Uncle Toni had hatched a plan to create a sporting colossus in his own image. The upper arm development is clearly being worked upon using ‘baby press-ups’, and within weeks the child would be moved off the mattress to crawl around on red clay.

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